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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Horror movies

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Hugh fans!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

Applause

"The Eggsorcist"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."