Cinema Studies Professor Gifts

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Horror movies

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

Applause

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Made in China

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Hugh fans!"

"Housekeeping?!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"The Eggsorcist"