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The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'There's nothing on.'
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
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'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'
The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."
"Me Tarzan. You CGI."
Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.
'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'
50 Year Celebrations.
A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.
Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?
"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."
'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
"Mind if I tweak it?"
Cross section through the Art Virus.
The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.
Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
"Please, no more movies about feelings."
"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."
"What do the know!"
"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"
"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."
Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature
"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb
"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time
"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."
"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."
"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"
'You're making my job much harder.'
'I know a lot about art.. that's why I don't collect it.'
I've never understood why the trailers come before the movie instead of after.
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