Cinematic Philosopher Gifts

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

I've never understood why the trailers come before the movie instead of after.

"What do the know!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Isn't this a sequel?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'There's nothing on.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Children's games and technology

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Childhood Screen Addict

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'I like it.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"You seem very remote."

"It's too academic."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."