Big Screen Philosopher Gifts

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'There's nothing on.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Remember, when they go low... we observe shareholder value and act accordingly."

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Boring Board Meeting

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'But APART from increased profitability, better customer support, enhanced margins, reduced stress and improved staff morale WHAT is the POINT of all this emphasis on increased PRODUCTIVITY?'

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."