Entertainment Philosopher Gifts

Recent studies show that a man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he suffers an unrelenting paranoia that something better is on another channel.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'There's nothing on.'

Zenemies.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The Meaning of Life

Seneca

Human meat.