Prime Time Philosopher Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for a prime time philosopher? Our collection blends humor and insight, ideal for those who love pondering life's big questions. Find mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that spotlight their reflective spirit and creative flair.

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'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.' mockup

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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Non Thought For The Day.

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up." mockup

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy. mockup

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

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School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes' mockup

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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"What's it all about?"

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"Mind if I tweak it?"

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else." mockup

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay. mockup

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

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"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?" mockup

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

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"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!" mockup

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

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"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'." mockup

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

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"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive." mockup

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

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The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

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The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

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MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.' mockup

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

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'Bloody warmongers!'

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A man dreams of a snake

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'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.' mockup

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

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'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...' mockup

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

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"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle." mockup

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

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Prime Time Philosopher Gifts Collection

Prime Time Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for prime time philosophers—bursting with wit, wisdom, and creative humor. Find the perfect coffee companion today.

Prime Time Philosopher Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows featuring clever and thoughtful designs for prime time philosophers. Comfortable and inspiring, they make a perfect gift.

Prime Time Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate creative thinking and philosophy. Perfect for decorating a study or living space with humor and insight.

Prime Time Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the creative thinker in your life. Witty, thought-provoking, and comfortable—perfect for sparking conversations.