Cinematic Philosopher Pillows

"What do the know!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Isn't this a sequel?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'There's nothing on.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Children's games and technology

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Childhood Screen Addict

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"You seem very remote."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"It's too academic."

"What's it all about?"

'I like it.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Cut out and keep Socrates.