Film Philosopher Pillows

"I never connect with universal themes."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'There's nothing on.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

100 best beheadings

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'I like it.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"It's too academic."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Cross section through the Art Virus.

The cinema of the Absurd.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"What do the know!"