Tv Philosopher Pillows

'I must be getting old -- Andy Rooney is beginning to make sense.'

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Woman on the phone.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Non Thought For The Day.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"What's it all about?"

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Gawk

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Valuation of Heaven

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"What do the know!"

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Adam and Eve and the coronavirus

The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."