Television Philosopher Pillows

'After months of soul searching, Frank finally found himself. He was in front of the television all along!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'There's nothing on.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Bad Influence of TV

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"What's it all about?"

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"What do the know!"

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

"Isn't this a sequel?"

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'