Television Philosopher Pillows

I never thought "the meaning of life" would include so many sports metaphors.

'After months of soul searching, Frank finally found himself. He was in front of the television all along!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'There's nothing on.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

"What's it all about?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Bad Influence of TV

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"What do the know!"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

I've never understood why the trailers come before the movie instead of after.

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

Disasters.

"Isn't this a sequel?"

"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"