Philosopher Of The Airwaves Pillows

Non Thought For The Day.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Legends of Hold Music

Warning.

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"I don't know this one."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"My programmer doesn't understand me."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

Sad Songs.

"Who was it - Dylan? Jagger? The 'you can't always get what you want' guy. Well, he was right."

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

I never thought "the meaning of life" would include so many sports metaphors.

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'Blunt women are usually dull.'

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

Extreme Vaping

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.

Have you considered the possibility that laughter is just a defense mechanism?

'After months of soul searching, Frank finally found himself. He was in front of the television all along!'