Philosopher Of The Airwaves Mugs

Non Thought For The Day.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

Legends of Hold Music

"I don't know this one."

Warning.

Sad Songs.

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

'Blunt women are usually dull.'

Extreme Vaping

'After months of soul searching, Frank finally found himself. He was in front of the television all along!'

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.

A man on the street selling birth control.

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'