Vaping Philosopher Mugs

Extreme Vaping

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Scariest Tactics

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Worshiping the TV.

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Warning.

The Huff & Vape

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."