Smoking Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a mug that’s as thoughtful as their morning reflections. Our smoking philosopher-themed mugs combine wit and wisdom for a truly inspiring coffee or tea experience.

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"I'm going back inside to get some air."

"I'm going back inside to get some air." mockup

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

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Smoking Area

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Designated Smoking Area

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'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!' mockup

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

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Angel and demon sitting together looking angry smoking heavily and throwing the butts in the holy grail

Angel and demon sitting together looking angry smoking heavily and throwing the butts in the holy grail mockup

Angel and demon sitting together looking angry smoking heavily and throwing the butts in the holy grail

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Professional woman in pub

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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Pollution Look

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts." mockup

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.' mockup

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?" mockup

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Warning.

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?' mockup

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

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"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."

"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits." mockup

"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!' mockup

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

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Smokers.

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'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.' mockup

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

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"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box." mockup

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

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'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.' mockup

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

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Smoking Philosopher Mugs Collection

Smoking Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring clever designs that bring humor and comfort to any lounge or reading nook.

Smoking Philosopher Prints

Browse our collection of thought-provoking prints, ideal for inspiring a philosopher’s space with humor and insight.

Smoking Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase your favorite philosophical wit. Perfect for casual days and deep conversations alike.