Whiskey Philosopher Mugs

'Medical bourbon - that's what we need.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Join me in a Martini?

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'The first cocktail.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

Bar Therapy

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

The Angel's Share

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Continental Drift.

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."