Vaping Philosopher Gifts

Extreme Vaping

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Scariest Tactics

Worshiping the TV.

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

The Huff & Vape

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

Warning.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers