Vaping Critic Gifts

"Whoa, whoa you can't bring that cartridge in here. Those things killed six people."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Vaping cigarette

Give up Smoking!

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

The Huff & Vape

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Common Vaper

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

"Is this the e-cig room?

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

What? Why the heck not?

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."