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Hardened Criminals

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Last Vape?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Common Vaper

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

The Huff & Vape

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron