Vape Lover Gifts

Common Vaper

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Sir Winston Churchill

Bribes for Jabs

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Vaping cigarette

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Winston Churchill.

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

The Huff & Vape

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Is this the e-cig room?

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'