Vape Diy Guru Gifts

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Problem Solving

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Never marry an engineer."

Enlightened Cursing

"Was it a fuse?"

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Builders.

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

Mohawk Yard.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Common Vaper

Pipe Dream

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

The Huff & Vape

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Don't worry, I'll do it ...

Time For This Odd House

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

"Is this the e-cig room?

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."