Vape Aficionado Gifts

"I hate it when she vapes."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Join me in a Martini?

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Men on the side of a building.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

H L Mencken.

José Saramago

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

William Hague as Churchill.

The night after Christmas.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."