Vaping Enthusiasts Gifts

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"You can't do that in here, buddy!"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."