Vape Enthusiast Gifts

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Don't you puff your vape at me

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"My wife left me for a vape. . ."

Comforters, then and now.

The Huff & Vape

Vape

Vaporer

"As you can see, this model produces lovely stratocumulus clouds."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"Is this the e-cig room?

"Darn kids vaping again."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"Why does our talk on starting a family always coincide with you vaping?"

"No message, somebody vaping."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"You've got a vapeworm."

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

"Nah, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!"

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

Electronic cigarette smoker.

'Careful in there. The bouncers evict first and ask if it's an electronic cigarette later.'

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 100% more likely to make you like like a t*t!"

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'm not vaping Mr. President, that's the smoking gun."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.