Vape Enthusiast Gifts

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Don't you puff your vape at me

"Since I started vaping, I've completely given up tea."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"My wife left me for a vape. . ."

Comforters, then and now.

The Huff & Vape

Vape

Vaporer

"As you can see, this model produces lovely stratocumulus clouds."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"Is this the e-cig room?

"Darn kids vaping again."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

The Vapors

"Why does our talk on starting a family always coincide with you vaping?"

"No message, somebody vaping."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"You've got a vapeworm."

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

"Nah, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!"

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

Electronic cigarette smoker.

'I really think you should cut down on the electric cigarettes.'

'Careful in there. The bouncers evict first and ask if it's an electronic cigarette later.'

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 100% more likely to make you like like a t*t!"

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'm not vaping Mr. President, that's the smoking gun."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.