Vape Aficionado Mugs

"I hate it when she vapes."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Join me in a Martini?

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

José Saramago

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Caterpillar Paranoia

The night after Christmas.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

William Hague as Churchill.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"