Vaping Enthusiast Mugs

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Nature is not perfect

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"It's for you."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'