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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

"It's for you."