Vaping Critic Pillows

"Whoa, whoa you can't bring that cartridge in here. Those things killed six people."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Vaping cigarette

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Give up Smoking!

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Common Vaper

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

The Huff & Vape

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"Is this the e-cig room?

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'