Fame Philosopher Mugs

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Good Old What's His Name, He most likely was known for something.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Voltaire

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's such a lovely day!"