Film Philosopher Mugs

"I never connect with universal themes."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'There's nothing on.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

100 best beheadings

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

At the 'Feel Good' movie of the year.

"It's too academic."

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

'I like it.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Cross section through the Art Virus.

The cinema of the Absurd.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.