Film Theory Enthusiast Pillows

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Spoiler alert."

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Quentin Tarantino

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Oscars 2024

Sylvester Stallone

Charlotte Rampling

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'