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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Spoiler alert."

100 best beheadings

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

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'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'