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Charlie Chaplin

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Giant slug attacks a city

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Blockbuster Billion Club

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."