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Robert Mitchum

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Oscars 2024

Movies through the decades.