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Charlotte Rampling

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Getting to Know You

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Buster Keaton

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

"Spoiler alert."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."