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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.