Film History Fanatic Mugs

Charlie Chaplin

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Werewolves of London..."

Buster Keaton

Giant slug attacks a city

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

Marilyn's Rushmore

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Blockbuster Billion Club