Modern Entertainment Philosopher Pillows

'There's nothing on.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Mind if I tweak it?"