Pop Culture Philosopher Pillows

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"I've got 2 million 'likes', what about you?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Thomas Malthus

Welcome to Celebrity Heaven: 'Oh, no!'

'If you think it was the best of times call this number now'

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#5 "There's something missing in my life..."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'There's nothing on.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

The americanisation of vulture.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Men gossiping