Pop Culture Ponderers Pillows

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's boob.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

The return of the four sheepskins

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Why Superman flies himself

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

The Lawyer of Oz

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."