Pop Culture Ponderers Gifts

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's boob.

American Idle.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Why Superman flies himself

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The return of the four sheepskins

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Dancing with Jesus

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

The Lawyer of Oz

Respect

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."