Discussing Pop Culture Gifts

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

vaccine wars.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Look! No hands!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

American Idle.

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Time Machine Collision

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Kritik's Korner

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Hugh fans!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."