The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."
Critic Of Pop Culture Gifts
Looking for a gift for the pop culture critic? Our selection offers clever and humorous items that embody a playful critique of current trends and media. Whether they love dissecting movies, music, or social media, these products let their personality shine through with a witty edge.
Benedict Cumberbatch
The height of fashion in 1796
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
The americanisation of vulture.
Kritik's Korner
"The Eggsorcist"
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'
"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Giant Monster in Bath
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
Science fiction fans on other planets
"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
Armageddon
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
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