Critic Of Pop Culture Gifts

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The height of fashion in 1796

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"The Eggsorcist"

The americanisation of vulture.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

Armageddon

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

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