Celebrity Culture Critic Gifts

Snow White and her Seven people.

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

Brad Pitt, stripped of his celebrity aura.

"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."

'We are very close to mapping the gullibility gene...'

'Actually, I became a violent, obscene rock star because I wanted to help people.'

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

'Not THE three kings?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'It seems like a King should have more than FIFTEEN minutes of fame!'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Kate Moss

Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

'No, it's not another oil spill. It's the cast of Jersey Shore with all their hair grease.'

Chef's Specialities�

The Party of Lincoln

"It's Paul Hollywood's signature dish, an embarrassing relationship breakdown with a hint of chauvinism and celebrity narcissism."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Feeding Trump's Ego

"The doctor will be in shortly. He's meeting with his publicist."

"Man, this band used to be about the Likes! The Shares! The Comments!"

"Wait, aren't you that bloke off the telly?"

Kanye West

Ali MacGraw

"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."

Translation into non-celebrities

Your Cheek Attacked My Hand!

War on Terrorism Scorecard

Ethan Hawke