Celebrity Culture Critique Gifts

"They say you've gotten separated from a tour of famous executives."

Albert Einstein

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thomas Mann.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Wifi in Hell

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pete Sampras

Elvis Presley

The americanisation of vulture.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Michael Jackson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Hipsters"

Kritik's Korner

Reese Witherspoon

Jack Gleeson

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Bryan Ferry

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."