Celebrity Culture Critiquer Gifts

'You'll have to give me some evidence that the rich are having it rough.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Albert Einstein

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Pete Sampras

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Reese Witherspoon

Michael Jackson

Kritik's Korner

Jack Gleeson

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Elvis Presley

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Say 'eh.'"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Armageddon

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Bryan Ferry