Celebrity Culture Critiquer T-Shirts

'You'll have to give me some evidence that the rich are having it rough.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Say 'eh.'"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Giant Monster in Bath

Armageddon

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Bryan Ferry

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."