Entertainment Criticism Gifts

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Thomas Mann.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

True Story Movie

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

As Seen Watching TV

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Woke Jersey Shore

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom