Entertainment Critique Gifts

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

The americanisation of vulture.

Kritik's Korner

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hipsters"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Giant Monster in Bath

Armageddon

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

German School

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Nick Cave

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Snow White and her Seven people.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

As Seen Watching TV

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Justin Timberlake

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.