Entertainment Critique Gifts

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Hipsters"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Armageddon

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

German School

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Snow White and her Seven people.

As Seen Watching TV

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.