Entertainment Criticism Mugs

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Thomas Mann.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Kritik's Korner

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

Giant Monster in Bath

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Armageddon

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

As Seen Watching TV

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Justin Timberlake

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

True Story Movie

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"