Entertainment Critics Mugs

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

Can't Touch This

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Giant Monster in Bath

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'